When she says “make me”, the only acceptable response is to kiss her as hard as you can
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I do care.
q’d, smile and have a nice day! :)
I’m literally just lying here missing everybody who I’ve ever met in my life…this is pretty pathetic
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
I like when someone becomes apart of your daily routine. It’s nice to talk to someone who wants to talk to you just as much without anything feeling forced.
Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.
its hard to love someone with slow wifi
i like it when the sky looks like the world is about to end